Lewis bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor
suggested that he cut the tail of one horse and that worked great until the
other horse got his tail caught in a bush. It tore just right and looked exactly
like the other horse's tail and Lewis was stuck again. The neighbor suggested he
notch the ear of one horse. That worked fine until the other horse caught his
ear on a barbed wire fence. Once again Lewis couldn't tell them apart. The
neighbor suggested he measure the horses for height. When he did, he was very
pleased to find that the white horse was 2 inches taller than the black one.

posted by Jin.Grey @ 23:46