...b4 this blog officially dies out....i shall post something to save it...actually...i have nth much to post...i have ran out of things to post...it's amazing how other classes can keep their blog alive...nvm...i seriously have nth to post...oh well...shall leave you guys with these...

Two mathematicians were having dinner in a restaurant, arguing about the average
mathematical knowledge of the public. One mathematician claimed that
this average was woefully inadequate, the other maintained that it was
surprisingly high. "I'll tell you what," said the cynic, "ask that waitress a
simple math question. If she gets it right, I'll pick up dinner. If not, you
do". He then excused himself to visit the men's room, and the other called the
waitress over. "When my friend comes back," he told her, "I'm going to ask you a
question, and I want you to respond `one third x cubed.' There's twenty bucks in
it for you." She agreed. The cynic returned from the bathroom and called the
waitress over. "The food was wonderful, thank you," the mathematician started.
"Incidentally, do you know what the integral of x squared is?" The waitress
looked pensive; almost pained. She looked around the room, at her feet, made
gurgling noises, and finally said, "Um, one third x cubed?" So the cynic paid
the check. The waitress wheeled around, walked a few paces away, looked back at
the two men, and muttered under her breath, "...plus a constant."

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An engineer, physicist, and a mathematician were playing cards in a parlor. A
fire breaks out. The engineer starts to calculate how much water it takes to put
out the fire. The physicist figures out the best theory on how to put out the
fire. The mathematician tries to prove the fire doesn't exist.

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Ok i gtg liao...tata.....

P.S. Please post more one this blog to keep it alive....

It's -[YjN]- Signing Out....-----"I'm not a Mugger...I'm the Chem rep..."