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Maths Jokes I saw somewhere=D

1. If parallel lines meet at infinity - infinity must be a very noisy place with all those lines crashing together!

2. Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives.

3. If I had only one day left to live, I would live it in my POPO's class: it would seem so much longer.

4. How do you refrigerate elephants?

a) Use induction. You can always squeeze a bit more in.

b) Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig

Cheer up people, drown those tuts (for the record I have 19 to do to catch up)! Do approach our "helpers" erm -> Qi qian if you need counselling, *THINK* she's quite qualified =D

Happy Birthday to our AUgust Babies, including SINGAPORE!!!! YEs may all your aspirations come true =)
(ps singapore, hope one of your birthday wishes is to provide your students with a more relax education system ;p)

LAst but not least, please state any unhappiness or suggestions you have for the faculty, we have a substantial number of people who can take note of them seriously =) Like our mascot for example....can we change it to power rangers?

Auspicium Melioris Aevi

Wei Jie

posted by -wj- @ 21:40

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